Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........?
Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi........?
Girl: Kia?
Boy: Achi film hai na!
Girl:Kuttay k bachay.
Boy:What!!??
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hian na
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